Ilima wants to be your girlfriend.
This is a sharing contest with ME as your prize! I know, right?!?!
I will change my relationship status to be in a relationship with you from Nov. 21-Dec. 5, make a piece of art documenting our love, tell everyone we met at Starbucks and say that we broke up because "you were too good for me."
For all you married/attached/asexual types, I will give you a 6-month subscription to my Patreon zine and full Patreon access(yup, pictures that no one else is allowed to see. Yikes!!!)
If you are Portland-based, I am willing to attend one holiday party with you. I have a lovely black dress.
PLUS- everyone who enters will get an mp3 of an unreleased song.
HOW TO ENTER- Like The Sexbots on Facebook, then share this video while tagging The Sexbots so I can see it.
BONUS POINTS-Share this contest on your wall. Give me a foot massage. Write and share a haiku about what a stellar boyfriend/girlfriend you would be to me. Each of these things will get your name in the hat one more time.
UNFAIR ADVANTAGE-For every dollar per month that you pledge at Patreon.com/TheSexbots you will be entered ten times. $2/month gets you all my music as I make it, plus comics and a monthly newsletter.
On November 21, 2014I will draw a name. If it is your name, you are my new boyfriend/girlfriend. I am already in love with you.
Heart Ilima
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